JEALOUSY

3 days ago, Baby came to me and said "Finally, I found my TRUE LOVE."

I was so mad and decided not to talk to him.

He sensed that I was not really friendly and quickly showed me a picture in his phone.

INTRODUCING TO YOU, MY BABY'S TRUE LOVE

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MS BOWL

He has been searching high and low for the perfect toilet bowl. And now he hav found ONE.

DEAR TOILET BOWL,

Please be gentle with my Baby's ass.

Love,
Marie

I found it so silly to be jealous with a toilet bowl. MY BAD! I think I shud hide my head in the toilet bowl instead. SHAME ON ME! *paiseh*