Made in China

Today we were entertained by 'action movie' while having our Pan Mee breakfast at Damai. We were happily chatting and was distracted by a man who was running for his life as if he's chased after by his wife who wants to cut his dick off bcoz she found out the he's keeping a mistress somewhere.

Some of the ah pek and ah sou got off from their chairs and checked to see what's the Bollywood about. Typical M'sian, Baby was one of those 38 ah pek who left me alone to join the crowd. Then my reporter came back telling me this....

B : *smiling* The aunty is sitting on the floor crying and the man is holding her.
Me : Oh...Maybe the aunty is experiencing menopause, that's why when the hubby doesn't want to buy CLEO Magazine for her, the aunty sat on the floor 'lao gai' lor! Its for good cause dear.
B : Kenot be lar! The man is black and the aunty is white wor......
Me : Yakah? Then it must be the hubby's fault lor! He told the wife he wants to marry a younger woman! HAHAHAHAHA....

Baby and I laughed our heads off!

Within seconds, Baby poked me with his finger..."Nah!! That's the couple!!"



*smacks head* Couple your head! That's the China Lady who roams around coffee shop selling Made in China VZDs, Candom, Viblator, Chinese Vigor etc etc......And the 'hubby' is none other than our sangat bersemangat policeman. The Chinese Lady finally got arrested. I think its time to send those wandering cina-speaking vendor back home.