Remember my 2 days Pre Marriage Talk organized by the Christian Family Life Ministry. It doesn't just stopped there. The Church ain't going easy on young people like us, they really wanna make sure that couples fully understand the importance of family planning, by reinforcing natural family planning. And YES, it is so NA-TU-RAL that contraceptives pills and condoms were forbidden. Hence, we were taught Billing Ovulation Method information for achieving and postponing pregnancy, where we have to keep track on how our *ahem* behaves everyday. Dry? Damp? Wet? Its so frustrating especially for a lazy bummer like me. That's why I 'cheated' on last month's assignment.
Anyway, our speaker blurted a word that cracked us up. Natural Family Planning is all bout when 'harry' meets 'jane', how 'harry' meets 'jane' and the consequences of meeting up. How interesting is that when our speaker refer penetration as INJECTION. Goodness gracious!
Ironically, we still have to attend another 3 Follow-Up Sessions on Family Planning. Oh please...let it be interesting next time, before both of us fall asleep and make babies in our dreams. This will be really BAD! *pinch*
6 comments:
Good luck with marriage prep.
My classes were 7 consecutive Wednesdays.
Wah!! I didn't know contraception was a no-no. Went to read the site that you linked. Sounds very complicated and ma-fan indeed.
-cherry
Irene, but mine was conducted by a Chin-glish ah sou who doesnt remember what she said most of them time. That's why there's a lot of repetition here and there. I don't think its fun listening to it.
Cherry, really very very very ma fan. Sometimes you don't even have the time to touch ur *ahem*. So don't be surpised if i hav 7 children bcoz I'm just too lazy to keep track.
Read the website that you have linked. Very complicated and can't understand every part. Never imagine it's so troublesome that need to keep track of those wet, dry, sticky etc etc... Is ur family planning conducted by the church???
Clare
Yes Clare, its conducted by the church. And its not easy to understand. The speaker makes it easy to listen, but when u hav to get ur hands dirty with it. I can assure you that, u'll be so confused that you can't differentiate wet, sticky, damp or stretchy.
wow then i'm kai ma for 7 kids! haha ...
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