Installing a Husband

Received an email from Ling that goes like this ...

"Does it happen to you, Darling Marie? :D"


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 & Personal Attention 6.5, and the installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 & Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyouloveme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flower 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 & Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

TECH SUPPORT


To whoever that wrote this piece, damn this is a good one. It was so damn funny that even my geeky Anoti was caught laughing like a silly hyena behind my working desk. I guess these are the terms that he is most comfortable with.

Relating this to Anoti, I think Anoti is a Husband 1.0 SERVICE PACK 2 as he is way much better than the Husband 1.0 mentioned above. Probably, his obedience is due to the very much awaited Sunshine 9.0 which will be released this coming September. You'll never know rite, only time can tell.